Andy Inc.

Okay so this first joke is a little fuzzy, I haven't heard it in a while but I think the races are changeable and not important.

So for the sake of this joke we have a human and an elf (both male), who both found and rubbed a magic lamp at the same time. The genie appears and tells them both that he'll grant them both three wishes. So the genie asks the human for his first wish and the human replies, "I wish I was the strongest man alive." So the genie grants him this wish and turns to the elf. The elf says, "I wish I had a motorcycle." So a motorcycle appears. The genie turns to the man who says, "I wish I was the most attractive guy alive and all women were attracted to me." So the wish is granted. The elf wishes for a helmet. The genie turns to the human who then wishes, "I wish I was the only male human alive." And his wish is granted. The genie turns to the elf who is busy putting on his helmet and getting on the motorcycle. "What is your third wish?" the genie asks. The elf pauses, "Mine? I wish that he was gay." The elf replies and then drives off.

So there were four people up in an airplane that was losing altitude as it prepared for it's crash. The four people were the world's smartest person, the President of the United States, the Pope, and a boyscout. The President grabs one of the backpacks with a parachute and explains, "I'm the President of the United States, I need a parachute." So he straps it on his back and jumps out of the plane. The world's smartest person grabs a backpack and says, "I'm the world's smartest person so I need a parachute too." And he straps the backpack to his back and jumps out of the plane. The Pope turns to the boyscout and says, "You take the last parachute, I've lived my life faithfully and I'm ready to see God now." But the boyscout just smiles and says, "That's okay, the world's smartest person just jumped out of the airplane with my backpack."

That's enough for now I guess. Hope you liked them.
-xoxox ToRi/Miley